The Astrology of Large Penises

Astrology can give us tremendous insight into a variety of things about a man. What he finds beautiful, how he expresses his emotions, how he dresses, etc.. But can astrology determine whether your crush or boyfriend is packing heat? I say “yes”!

By observing the natal charts of ​famous, “well-hung” men, I identified key astrological factors that relate to the size of a man’s “member”.

 

There were a few planets and houses I knew I’d have to look out for:​

  • Mars: Represents the penis
  • The 8th house: represents the genitals; the ruler of this house would also relate to the genitals.
  • Pluto: the natural ruler of the 8th house, which also rules the genitals.

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One of the most common natal chart factors I found in the charts of “well-hung” men was a strong Mars-Jupiter connection.  In astrology, Mars represents the penis, while Jupiter represents “expansion” and “abundance”. You get the drift. Liam Neeson has his Mars in Scorpio opposite his Jupiter in Taurus. Jay-Z’s Mars in Aquarius is trine his Jupiter in Libra. Wilt Chamberlain’s Mars in Leo is trine his Jupiter in Sagittarius. Colin Farrell’s Jupiter is square his Mars in the 8th house- oh, my!

Planets in the 8th house, ​especially Mars, Pluto, and Jupiter may indicate a strong “endowment”. Mars and Pluto are accidentally dignified (i.e. “strong”) if placed in the 8th house. In other words, Mars and Pluto (which represent the genitals) gather “strength” in this house, which explains why men with this placement are often “well-endowed”. Jupiter, as mentioned before, is the planet of “expansion”. This energy in the house of genitalia could also lend itself to having a large member.  Tommy Lee has Mars in the 8th house. So does Colin Farrell.

 

Ruler of the 8th house in hard aspect to Jupiter: As mentioned earlier, the 8th house rules the genitals, thus the ruler ofthe 8th house often describes the genitalia. In strong aspect to the planet of “expansion”, a large member is often indicated. The ruler of John Holmes’ 8th house, Venus, is closely conjunct his Jupiter in the 6th house. Anthony Kiedis has Jupiter square his 8th house ruler, Venus.

 

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4 comments on “The Astrology of Large Penises

  1. Double Skorpion here! SAG Mars conj late SCO Sun (Ist); ruler 8th Mercury conj ASC in Stellium with Neptune and Venus. Mars sextile Jupiter swelling in kinky AQU (3rd house…yes, Flickr and Fetlife). OOOOOH, PAA-PI, eeeez BEEG!

  2. Reblogged this on MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL and commented:
    Double Skorpion here! SAG Mars conj late SCO Sun (Ist); ruler 8th Mercury conj ASC in Stellium with Neptune and Venus. Mars sextile Jupiter swelling in kinky AQU (3rd house…yes, Flickr and Fetlife); Vertex in 8th house. OOOOOH, PAA-PI, eeeez BEEG!

  3. Pluto in the 8th here, I do like to penetrate 😛

    Can’t say I have a large member but when I’m aroused it stays put, extreme sexdrive at times. I also have natal mars squaring in the 6th, doing a good job is essential and jupiter trined. I like Tantric and can easily go all night. Transits are important for me I think as I can feel nothing for weeks. Current transits are jupiter conjunct mars and Tsquare between mars and pluto natal and by transit, sexdrive is very strong right now and could go night and day. Never felt so sexual.

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